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glendalish by Pat March 16, 2005
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Wilson Middle School, Glendale
An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.
Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.
The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.
Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.
Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.
Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.
The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.
Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.
Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.
Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.
Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.
Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.
Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.
Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.
Wilson Middle School, Glendale by Arizonna November 22, 2011
glendale highschool
A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS
Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.
glendale highschool by Mr.ramen_noodle February 6, 2019
glendale
Little Armenia
The Glendale Hello
A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.
The Glendale Hello by kill9 March 28, 2017
the greendale effect
From the tv series community - An effect in which a person that doesn’t know what to do with there life is given Money by the dean of greendale community college and is Compelled to enroll in greendale to put purpose into there life. So the end up using the money the school gave them back to the school in exchange for classes. This method insures that the school keeps getting new students to trap inside the college
Dean: “here $500 for the taste I got of being powerful”.
Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—
Dean: “wait for it.“
Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.
Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”
Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”
Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”
Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”
Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—
Dean: “wait for it.“
Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.
Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”
Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”
Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”
Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”
Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
the greendale effect by Varanm September 7, 2020
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