Gleenis

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A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.

Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...

Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!

Gleenis by BillyJC July 11, 2009

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Gleenis Penis

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!

Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017

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Related Words

Gleenis • Gleenis Penis • greenis • Geenis • glenis • Glenisha • greenism • Greenishes • Glebenis • GLEECIST

glenis

lovely person who cares way too much about her hair. usually very cute, has a cute giggle, and is a genuine person

hee hee :))
glenis is an amazing human being like honestly bow down to her

glenis by matteo.rc August 2, 2019

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Greenis

The Green Giant’s Dick

Have you seen how big the Green Giant’s Greenis is?

Greenis by callmemommy March 31, 2019

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Greenis

A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).

1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!

2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!

Greenis by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010

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Greenish

Green

That type of ish. Not quite Green.
'Yo, that colour is nice, aqua like Greenish'
Greenish Mermaid

Greenish by CaliSmoker July 14, 2020

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greenish brown female sheep

Greenish Brown=Olive, Female Sheep=Ewe. Olive Ewe, or I love you.
Used in the 1997 movie, Texas Cadet Murder, based on the relationship of two high school sweethearts who commit murder when the boyfriend cheats on the girlfriend with another girl.

Holly: Greenish Brown Female Sheep
David: I Greenish Brown Female Sheep too

greenish brown female sheep by Socajunkie33 May 16, 2010

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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