A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!

Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017

Related Words

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Gemeny

A beautiful old soul, who caresses the spirit of angels. She flies like a butterfly and plays with the wind.

Did you see that Gemeny?

Gemeny by CWCMember April 4, 2009

Gemen

"Gemen" is used to describe a very pretty and tall girl who walks gracefully and often indulges in arts such as figure skating, ballet, writing and sketching. A gemen has a clever wit and is very warm and ready to try new adventures.

She is often compared to an open flower.
Often shortened to "gem".

Sneha: "Gemen is awesome. She has such a fun personality, and she skates, too."
Ninad: "I could not agree more. I wish I was a gemen."

Gemen by Wem May 14, 2010

Gleenex

Facial Tissues used when crying at sappy TV shows or movies like Glee.

My sister was watching Love Actually and used up a whole box of Gleenex!

Gleenex by rehem May 28, 2010

Gleenis

A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.

Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...

Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!

Gleenis by BillyJC July 11, 2009

Gleenager

A teenager who is a major Glee fan AKA a Gleek, thus a Gleenager

Person one: OMG, I LOVE GLEE!

Person two: Ugh you're such a Gleenager.

Gleenager by Zak_Bagans_And_GAC_Fangirl July 27, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026