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John Glenn High School

A public high school in Westland. It’s a somewhat decent education. You have your typical mix of wannabe gang members, drug dealers, kids who put vodka in their water bottles, white kids who say the n-word, emo kids, attention whores, and dumbass hoes. You can go 3 months with no fights then 7 in one month. But at least our football team is better than Wayne Memorial.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: The boring one
Person 1: Okay so John Glenn High School
John Glenn High School by ugh bro January 31, 2020

Glenn Rhee

A character from the show The Walking Dead, he has been on the show since season 1 episode 1, but sadly got killed by Negan on season 7 episode 1.
Girl 1: I'll miss Glenn Rhee

Girl 2: Me too..
Glenn Rhee by XTruth HurtsX May 2, 2018
Jade, you are so much more than gorgeous, you are glendous.
Glendous by Fatcherry May 22, 2020

Glenn Quagmire 

Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006

Glennoned 

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.
EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.
Glennoned by ccccchris December 14, 2012
City in the San Gabriel Valley about 25 miles from DT Los Angeles. Predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. Very "Leave it to Beaver."
Many Churches and a significant amount of Mormons. Overwhelmingly Republican.

See Nouveau Riche
Man: I'm Republican, Christian, and I drive a Lifted Chevy Silverado.
Other Man: You must be from Glendora.
Glendora by sereptitious June 14, 2011