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Gladson
A guy who’s willing to take a risk. Really spontaneous but super smart. Will do anything for family and give friends help when needed. He is dependable, understanding, and would most likely go into the medical field.
Gladson by awesomeperson000416 January 29, 2020
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glason • gleason • Glastonbury • Gladson • glassons • gleasoning • gasonomic • glaronge • Glastonburied • glastonbury, connecticut
Glasson
The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Glaponsky
noun.
The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.
The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.
Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".
Glaponsky by pumpernickels June 2, 2018
Glastonbury High School
Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.
It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).
The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."
Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.
To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).
The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."
Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.
To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Glastonbury High School by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013
Glasing
A profound state of meat riding achieved by an immense desire for validation from an individual or group. it derives from a Krispy Kreme original glased doughnut which has the appearance of being coated in semen, this relates to the individual seeking validation as they would gladly be coated in the group/individuals semen if it resulted in acceptance. glasing is the process of seeking affirmation whereas Glased is a state in which the subject is under the whim of the Glasee .
"Mark is really hoping for this promotion hes been glasing Johnson all week"
"Richard doesn't go out drinking anymore hes been glased by his wife Mrs.Bucket"
"Richard doesn't go out drinking anymore hes been glased by his wife Mrs.Bucket"
Glasing by Man glaser August 16, 2023
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