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A seventeen-year-old rapper with an IQ of a rock and cannot be seen without a cup of lean. Also has an obnoxious catch phrase.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!!!!
Guy 1: what? Wtf does that even meanβ€”
Guy 2: β€”shhhh. Just go with it you don’t want his fanbase to attack you
by itsemmabruh December 22, 2017
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What happens when you tell a special Ed class they can do anything they put their mind to.
Nick-"How did lil pump even become famous?"
John-"his teacher told him to follow his dreams"
by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary December 27, 2017
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Guy: You're going 70 miles per hour. How long will it take you to drive 70 miles?
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!

Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.
by Icy Wyte December 28, 2017
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A mixed cuban with melted jolly ranchers in his hair he eats glue sticks is rich for making retarded bird noises he really trying fuck icarly he is in a deadly terroist group called gucci gang he is retarded because he drinks 4 gallons of lean a day and smokes 3 feet blunts dont be like him
by motherfooker January 21, 2018
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One of the finest intellectuals of our time. Lilliam Pumpernickel, or "Lil Pump" as his followers in the Gucci Gang call him is a current day prophet from Miami with the goal of spreading love and unity throughout our world.

One of his most famous quotes

"Spehn teh rack on uh noo cheh" roughly translates to

"loving your neighbor as yourself is the greatest thing a man can do"

Lil Pump daily 2 gallons on the juice of the gods, lean, and smokes about 3, 5 pound blunts. Because of his excessive sipping and smoking he has been enlightened to seek out the actress of iCarly,Miranda Cosgrove, and have many children to to further the intellectual growth of humanity. His followers, also known as "Gucci Gangsters" are so passionate about their leader they will do anything to stop or silence any criticism about Lil Pump. They scream, yell and raise their burning pitchforks at anyone who dares to halt the furtherment of our race by Lil Pump.

....Naaaaaaah that slibba high key retarded as fuck.....
Dan- "yo did u hear lil pumps new song"

Tom- "ya dude the message is so deep more people need to hear the message"
by JuulianV69 June 12, 2018
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A little boy that put Air Heads Xtremes in his hair, decided it looked good, and left it there. He has the I.Q. of a jellyfish and made "Gucci Gang," a song about selling lean and drugs to high schoolers.
Bro, are you stupid? You sound like Lil Pump...
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by BeanBoyJerry February 24, 2018
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A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly
"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"
by TrapL0rd69 August 16, 2017
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