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That one guy whose parents were glad to have a child
Gladson loves pancakes.
Gladson by Gladwrapisepik June 1, 2021
Term used to refer to gay people who don't admit the fact that they're gay
I know you like him... Why are you being such a Gladson bro?
Gladson by DuckVader February 22, 2022
A very cute, stylish grandson. Center of attention, likes to set trends.
He's so stylish, what a glamson.
What a glamson, he's always dressed so cute.
glamson by SRHglam December 3, 2013
The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
Gladion; a super edgy white kid. Will make a weird hand covering the face pose.
Hey, Vegeta! Why are you being such a Gladion?
Gladion by Acyute September 26, 2018

Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.
Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?
Gladstone wiggle by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018