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The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
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The best village in Ireland, by far. Atrractions include going to spollens and drinking in grogans. Theres also the golf club for posh people. The chalets is widely known as the best place for steak in the Midlands. A notable person from Glasson is Kathleen Farrell, for a being an absolute beasht of a Junior Infants teacher. If you spell it Glassan you're just wrong.
Guy 1: Did you know Glasson is the best village in Ireland?

Guy 2: Of course I knew that, everyone knows that.
Glasson by Tadam Bemple January 9, 2020
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glassoles 

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.
pictures random Google Glass glassoles
glassoles by sugarfree April 14, 2014
Means to look at something intently. This is a hunting reference when you're staring at things with binoculars. Originally went viral when hunter Fred Eichler shot a moose with an arrow and it dropped in under 20 seconds.

Youtube- "just glassin"

And then popularized by Tom Segura and Christina P in their "Your Mom's House Podcast" where they got listeners to use "glassin" in common language, particularly when looking at drivethru menus. Tom Segura explains it on the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found on YouTube by searching, "just glassin"
"I see these dudes glassin' at my whip."

Or

"I'm just glassin' at this menu for a minute. Thanks mommy."
Glassin' by Justache May 31, 2018

Glassing 

When an area is bombed to a degree that nothing remains.
Based off of the idea that when a nuke goes off in the desert, the sand turns into a glowing sheet of irradiated glass.
We glassed the (enemy), and steamrolled the corpses.
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Glassing the desert was an enthralling process.
Glassing by Morph123 April 7, 2017
A guy who’s willing to take a risk. Really spontaneous but super smart. Will do anything for family and give friends help when needed. He is dependable, understanding, and would most likely go into the medical field.
Wow, Gladson knows all the answers.
Gladson by awesomeperson000416 January 29, 2020
A very cute, stylish grandson. Center of attention, likes to set trends.
He's so stylish, what a glamson.
What a glamson, he's always dressed so cute.
glamson by SRHglam December 3, 2013