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The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
Words you can keep
The best village in Ireland, by far. Atrractions include going to spollens and drinking in grogans. Theres also the golf club for posh people. The chalets is widely known as the best place for steak in the Midlands. A notable person from Glasson is Kathleen Farrell, for a being an absolute beasht of a Junior Infants teacher. If you spell it Glassan you're just wrong.
Guy 1: Did you know Glasson is the best village in Ireland?

Guy 2: Of course I knew that, everyone knows that.
Glasson by Tadam Bemple January 9, 2020

glassoles 

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.
pictures random Google Glass glassoles
glassoles by sugarfree April 14, 2014
Means to look at something intently. This is a hunting reference when you're staring at things with binoculars. Originally went viral when hunter Fred Eichler shot a moose with an arrow and it dropped in under 20 seconds.

Youtube- "just glassin"

And then popularized by Tom Segura and Christina P in their "Your Mom's House Podcast" where they got listeners to use "glassin" in common language, particularly when looking at drivethru menus. Tom Segura explains it on the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found on YouTube by searching, "just glassin"
"I see these dudes glassin' at my whip."

Or

"I'm just glassin' at this menu for a minute. Thanks mommy."
Glassin' by Justache May 31, 2018

Glassing 

When an area is bombed to a degree that nothing remains.
Based off of the idea that when a nuke goes off in the desert, the sand turns into a glowing sheet of irradiated glass.
We glassed the (enemy), and steamrolled the corpses.
.

Glassing the desert was an enthralling process.
Glassing by Morph123 April 7, 2017
A guy who’s willing to take a risk. Really spontaneous but super smart. Will do anything for family and give friends help when needed. He is dependable, understanding, and would most likely go into the medical field.
Wow, Gladson knows all the answers.
Gladson by awesomeperson000416 January 29, 2020
A very cute, stylish grandson. Center of attention, likes to set trends.
He's so stylish, what a glamson.
What a glamson, he's always dressed so cute.
glamson by SRHglam December 3, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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