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gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.
The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.
gazillionaire by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008

Gajillionaire 

Someone who has gobs and gobs of money, who will donate their money to nonprofits and then date the women who work there.
I am going to form a gajillionaire club...like a millionaire club but for people with more money.
Gajillionaire by Kanelle Sam July 6, 2010

Gabillionaire 

Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.
That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.
Gabillionaire by ReReReRe March 19, 2009

Gabillionaire 

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
Gabillionaire by calubflower April 1, 2009

Glimmillionaires 

Having enough assets in your vault to achieve over 1million Destiny currency glimmer.
Trem and Sneaky Beaver have saved enough Platinum Starlings to become glimmillionaires in Shadowkeep.
Glimmillionaires by B1gCabals September 29, 2019