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"Gonna jerk-off to this" or "Gonna jerk-off to that"

An acronym used when posting or sharing photos with friends or online, as a tag or telling someone you're

"gonna jerk off to this" because it's such a hot photo or turns you on - similar to the "spank bank".

Hey bro, check out this hot photo! I'm gjott!

gjott by JO Bud July 23, 2021

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gotta roll

When it's time to go or leave, something a person says.

Whenever he was about to take off, he always said gotta roll.

gotta roll by Starchylde May 29, 2016

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gotta bounce

need to leave, or got to go

sorry gotta bounce talk later

gotta bounce by nugget5 April 23, 2016

gotta zayn

it's like saying "gotta go", "gotta leave". because zayn left one direction.

sorry, gotta zayn. I need to get home before curfew.

gotta zayn by ksizzle123 June 21, 2015

gotta zayn

the act of leaving quickly without any notice or warning to anyone at a random time when things get stressful or annoying (just like zayn did with one direction)

teacher - time for your presentation

you- okay well gotta zayn

gotta zayn by hoodgirl1996 January 21, 2016

gotted

Used instead of "getting wrecked" for comic purposes (refer to MagikarpUsedFly) during a League of Legends game.

"Did you see that play? He absolutely got gotted!"

gotted by Armourbot April 13, 2017

Gotta Zayn

Leaving during the middle of something vaguely important. (Comes from Zayn Malik leaving One Direction in the middle of a tour)

*in the middle of playing basketball*
Guy 1- Bro where are you going?
Guy 2- Sorry man, the fam wants me to go pick up food, gotta Zayn.

Girl 1- Hey Jan wanna go with us to the mall?

Girl 2- I can't! Mom wants me home, gotta Zayn! See you later!

Gotta Zayn by Girl-In-Ashes August 21, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026