gurted

tired, sleepy, passed out

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

by Jim Diesel January 19, 2004

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019

Gurxed

The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.

YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap

by Big Chunder March 23, 2021

gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016

Gutted

to be terribly upset

Kids might say they are gutted to be going back to school at summer's end.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 13, 2022

Gurtej

The coolest person on the block. Likes to party.Plays games to much and still gets good grades.

A new Gurtej just moved in next door!

by Vivek Nandur September 16, 2003