Girlant 

A measure of fuckability based on the weight of a female. It is defined by the ratio of "would have sex wtih" to the "effectiveness at which her boobs are able to cover a man's penis".

G=S/T
Girlant=(sexability)/(tit fuckability)

May also be used as a measure of a male's intoxication level.

Jenny's much more girlant now the she is snorting cocaine. It's too bad her titties are too small to fuck.

Girlant by 4chan4life April 27, 2010

girlant 

the opposite of buoyant.

Meghan can hold very long under water tea parties because she's just so girlant.

girlant by becca w September 8, 2005

Girlvantage 

The advantage guys have to give to girls, for example they do not have to follow the rules.

Girl: Man I kicked your ass in basketball today!
Boy: that's only because you had girlvantage

Girlvantage by Jayson C May 24, 2009

Girland 

A fake country located in Europe, it is usually used by Omegle users from around the globe to fool kids and people from the states.
Unfortunately I managed to convince over 100 american people that this country actually exist, therefore Im proud to be an Israel\Canadian!

Stranger: Hey!
Me: hello there!
Stranger: Im from Texas you?
Me: Girland
Stranger: cool where is that?
Me: Europe

Me: like right above France...
Stranger: Cool !! teach me something in girlandian!!
Me: Ani Zona

Stranger: whats that?!?
Me: it means I'm beautiful
Stranger: Ohh so I'm such a Ani Zona girl ;)
Me: oh yes you are you dirty slut!

*for those who don't understand Ani Zona= Im a slut (in hebrew)

Girland by silverXD May 28, 2010

girlate 

(noun or verb)

**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**

1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said

2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence

Dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, Michelle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “You’re coo. Let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”

But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”

girlate by gtbarry February 15, 2009

Girlgantua 

An unnaturally tall or large female person.

I couldn't see the concert a GIRLGANTUA was standing in front of me.

Girlgantua by Scott Harding July 30, 2006

girlpants 

we do not use this term for girls, we use it for boys. we use this term when boy's are wearing pants that are so tight on the legs and the crotch that they look like girl's pants. or maybe the boy even bought these pants from the girl's section in a store, or borrowed them from their sister or girlfriend. boys wearing girlpants has become a fad in rock bands and in skateboarding.

"Hey look Joanie! Those pants are so tight on him, they must be girlpants!"

girlpants by Shelbs. July 7, 2005