Definitions by 4chan4life

Girlant 

A measure of fuckability based on the weight of a female. It is defined by the ratio of "would have sex wtih" to the "effectiveness at which her boobs are able to cover a man's penis".

G=S/T
Girlant=(sexability)/(tit fuckability)

May also be used as a measure of a male's intoxication level.

Jenny's much more girlant now the she is snorting cocaine. It's too bad her titties are too small to fuck.

Girlant by 4chan4life April 27, 2010