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(noun or verb)

**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**

1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said

2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence


Dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, Michelle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “You’re coo. Let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”

But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”
girlate by gtbarry February 15, 2009
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Girlager 

A female who manages.
The girlager was exceptionally responsive to my complaint.
I asked to speak to the girlager after the waiter spilled wine all over my dress.
Girlager by SheysheyN July 30, 2018
Related Words
To rotate the hips, especially during intercorse, to increase pleasure for both parties.
"YOU KNOW JOHNNY? I GIRATED MY ASS NUMB ON HIS BALLS"
-Thanks for the example, Jen.
girate by draagonfly February 4, 2006

Girlmate 

Used by a chavvy male to specify a female friend or best friend, who is not specifically a girlfriend, possibly to boast that they aren't shallow towards the other gender.

Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required.
Guy 1 - I was talking with my girlfriend the other day right, well not girlfriend yano, girl that's a friend...

Guy 2 - The word's girlmate

Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa'
Girlmate by chiffmonkey January 6, 2011

Girlatory 

a state of disinterest in any females you know or come across. Total neutrality.
1: "Hey man, you pick up any girls this weekend?"
2: "Nah man, I haven't found anything I like. It's almost like purgatory...no....girlatory!"
Girlatory by kashevy July 14, 2011

girltender 

a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male
These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.
girltender by Monty S March 7, 2008

Girlationship 

A female to female bond, with all the benefits of a romantic relationship that remains strictly plutonic.

"Being in a girlationship is more widely accepted than being involved in a bromance"
Girlationship by LadyLes December 9, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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