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girlancee 

Noun. A girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. This girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of vaginal delight. She provides you with all of the hardships associated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. Once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.
"Hey, where is our roommate Calvin?" roommate 1. "Oh, he is at his girlancee's house," roommate 2. "Poor guy," roommate 1.
girlancee by 1410 December 23, 2011
Words you can keep
a highly formed friendship between lady friends, or "girl's"

A close relationship between two girls to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.

Two girls have this great chemistry bond and have girls night out.
Hey, I'm going on girlmance date with my lady friends.

It's girlmance time! <3
girlmance by Reine Heart March 16, 2011
the girl version of a "bromance" or "man date" because we want a cool word instead of "a girls night out ."
"i have an amazing girlmance with my friend Katy; we go on girl dates once every 2 weeks ."
girlmance by feminist120 March 30, 2009

Girmance 

A Girmance is a very close friendship two girls share together. Similar to a bromance.Girmance is not GirLmance, Because "L" s are for lesbians. Girmance is where to girls love each other in the most heterosexual way. Girmances are very serious. They are not to be fucked with! Girmances have Girlaws, more official than bro codes. It's fucking LAW.
"We're not gay! We are just Girs in a very serious girmance!"L"'s are for lesbians bitch!"

"Gir check this out."

"Gir, I love you gir!"
Girmance by IchoseUke. October 24, 2012
When two girls become very close and do couple things without being a couple ,,, like bromance, but for girls
Omg they have such a “girlmance”!

girlanteed 

a promise or assurance that girls will be present at a party or specific event.
Alex girlanteed a bunch of hotties to be at the party this weekend.
girlanteed by UD wurd creator April 2, 2009
Coined by the lyricist H. Brinberg for the betrothal of "Gracie" and "Fiancee"
"Ayo that his Giancee, G."
giancee by stayathommedad January 25, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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