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gindola by thejizzler November 8, 2009
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Fudge Gondola
When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
Fudge Gondola by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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gondola
A light flat-bottomed boat used on Venetian canals, having a high point at each end and worked by one oar at the stern.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.
gondola by Oliviana123 April 4, 2015
Gondola Challenge
When a man and a woman both try to reach an orgasm on a gondola while skiing or snowboarding before reaching the top of the mountain. This can sometimes be a very hard task if they do not devote themselves to the challenge at hand.
Man: "Hey, I just did the gondola challenge on the way up here"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"
Gondola Challenge by SeeMoneyLoLoLoLol April 19, 2010
Gondola Boat Ride
When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Gondola Boat Ride by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015
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