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Gigabertz 

gi-ga-bertz; noun, plural -bertz, -bertz·es.

A term used by technophobes & ignoramuses when mocking informed individuals or professionals in any field that requires the normal use of Gigahertz.
Dom impersonated Tom whilst he explained to Laurie as to why his computer wasn't running at the right speed...

"... the central processor isn't firing up the right amount of gigabertz so is under performing like an oven at half heat."
Gigabertz by JackPepsi August 4, 2012
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The top of the nerd heirarchy. Meaning more nerdier than a UltraNerd, SuperNerd, and also a Nerd. They are obsessed with computers and lack social skills. They may also be completely obsessed with linux and spit on the ground that Bill Gates walks on.
OMG! there is Russell again talking about linux. He is such a GigaNerd.
GigaNerd by crazy4harrypotter April 20, 2006

girlboner 

When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.
K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.
girlboner by Jon Himself April 29, 2003

'Ginaboner 

A full erection that is hard, throbbing, lubed, and prepped for vaginal insertion.
My bitch was ready and so was I, I had a 'ginaboner
'Ginaboner by bigjohnson918 October 23, 2007

gigabonk 

A technical term describing any piece of networking infrastructure that is 1000 BaseT Ethernet or higher. Basically anything faster than 100 BaseT.

Also describes anything that is already known to be big as being the biggest of all time.
That switch has two gigabonk ports.

Q - What speed is your internet running at?
A - I'm hooked up to the GIGABONK, baby!

Person1 - "I was at the market yesterday and instead of the half sandwich I got the full size"
Person2 - "How was it?"
Person1 - "It was the GIGABONK".
gigabonk by Smith Johnson July 8, 2007

Glaboner 

A Sätone readyr to be rollen
This glabone female form has it Gadgets readyr
GLABONER
Glaboner by Goelgii May 23, 2020