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Gigabertz
gi-ga-bertz; noun, plural -bertz, -bertz·es.
A term used by technophobes & ignoramuses when mocking informed individuals or professionals in any field that requires the normal use of Gigahertz.
A term used by technophobes & ignoramuses when mocking informed individuals or professionals in any field that requires the normal use of Gigahertz.
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GigaNerd
The top of the nerd heirarchy. Meaning more nerdier than a UltraNerd, SuperNerd, and also a Nerd. They are obsessed with computers and lack social skills. They may also be completely obsessed with linux and spit on the ground that Bill Gates walks on.
GigaNerd by crazy4harrypotter April 20, 2006
girlboner
When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.
girlboner by Jon Himself April 29, 2003
'Ginaboner
'Ginaboner by bigjohnson918 October 23, 2007
gigabonk
A technical term describing any piece of networking infrastructure that is 1000 BaseT Ethernet or higher. Basically anything faster than 100 BaseT.
Also describes anything that is already known to be big as being the biggest of all time.
Also describes anything that is already known to be big as being the biggest of all time.
That switch has two gigabonk ports.
Q - What speed is your internet running at?
A - I'm hooked up to the GIGABONK, baby!
Person1 - "I was at the market yesterday and instead of the half sandwich I got the full size"
Person2 - "How was it?"
Person1 - "It was the GIGABONK".
Q - What speed is your internet running at?
A - I'm hooked up to the GIGABONK, baby!
Person1 - "I was at the market yesterday and instead of the half sandwich I got the full size"
Person2 - "How was it?"
Person1 - "It was the GIGABONK".
gigabonk by Smith Johnson July 8, 2007
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