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thousand

The biggest number there is. Scientists are trying to prove 2 thousand may exist.
My answer is 9854.145 so its gotta be wrong since 1000 is the biggest number.
by Franco December 13, 2004
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thousand

Ten times ten times ten, or one million divided by ten to the third.
Whuffo you say hundred. I wants a thousand.
by rpfeff October 4, 2003
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thousand

(steve enters thousand's house)
thousand: they he is
by thousand August 29, 2004
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thousand cock stare

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.
"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."
by Kesselfieber April 12, 2017
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thousand cock stare

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021
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thousand island dressing

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time
Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.
by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014
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thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.
by RickO March 25, 2003
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