MrBates's definitions

urban word anxiety

when wish you can know every fucking word added on this site.

urban word anxiety: so many fucking words I just skimmed through, but there's millions more.

by MrBates July 29, 2010

chicken food

food that taste like chicken.

example of chicken food:

this turkey taste like chicken.

these chicken fries taste like chicken.

this chicken taste like chicken.

by MrBates July 22, 2010

disney channel

A channel that only broadcasts one animated show. Phineas and Ferb. gay, right?

Whatever happened to Mickey and Goofy and donald and Minny and the other original characters of Disney. now all disney channel has are Faggits who dress like faggits and bitches who dress like hos. The only thing thats left of Mickey Mouse is the logo,but they'll probably get rid of that and replace it with a boner brother.

by MrBates August 25, 2010

gigaboner

Way bigger than a megaboner but INCREDIBLY smaller than the legenday omegaboner. boner so big you can shove it down your own throat and out your asshole.

gigaboner
VAGINA, WHAT'S IT'S POWA LEVEL?!
IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
WHAT?...NINE THOUSAND?!

by MrBates July 29, 2010

kitchen chicken

Fried chicken that is left over night on top of the stove.

I personally like kitchen chicken more than regular fried chicken. It adds a flavor of wisdom.

by MrBates July 22, 2010

dreamer's block

when you can never dream in your sleep, even if you tried, or if you did dream you cannot remember or comprehend dreaming it.

tom:I had the strangest dream last night about whatshisface and blah blah...

sarah: I had a dream about pirates doing this and that and yakityyak...

bob: '_' *indifferent*

tom: What did you dream about, bob?

bob: oh idk i dnt rlly wnt 2 share.. (damn dreamer's block)

by mrBATES July 4, 2010

Bitch this chicken is cold

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.

bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

by MrBates July 22, 2010