Gigabertz 

gi-ga-bertz; noun, plural -bertz, -bertz·es.

A term used by technophobes & ignoramuses when mocking informed individuals or professionals in any field that requires the normal use of Gigahertz.

Dom impersonated Tom whilst he explained to Laurie as to why his computer wasn't running at the right speed...

"... the central processor isn't firing up the right amount of gigabertz so is under performing like an oven at half heat."

Gigabertz by JackPepsi August 4, 2012

Gigabet 

Beta with giganess
In simpler words, person below alpha in hierarchy seems to be having charm and compassion; though it's pretending

Rudra: Jimmy is such a likable person
Phoebe: Nuh uh Jimmy Fallon is such a Gigabet

Gigabet by Dylan Achiles May 3, 2022

Gigahertz 

A measurement of instructions per second. Usually used for talking about CPU clockspeed.

An i5-3470 has a clockspeed of 3.2 gigahertz (GHz) which means it can execute 3.2 billion instructions per second

Gigahertz by anonymous February 15, 2021

gigabeat

a great mp3/wma/wav player by Toshiba. it beats the shitty iPod by a longshot. it boasts a larger screen, that ROTATES, like PivotPro on PC if you know what that is, it holds higher bitrates for higher quality than just the shitty 128kbps mp3 and mp4 codec iPod uses through the gay iTunes. the software toshiba includes is decent. i recommend it to anyone who hates the click wheel, like me, and for people that desire something sexy and different. amen

-dude, i just bought my gigabeat today! it rapes the ipod up the ass!
-sweet yo!

gigabeat by ipodhater02 July 24, 2008

gigabetes 

The disease that makes a device slower either because the internal drive is full or because you’ve used a lot of data and your carrier is throttling your data consumption.

Torrenting all of these 4K shows is gonna give my laptop gigabetes one day.

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I need wifi because it’s the 29th and Verizon gave my phone gigabetes until the 1st.

gigabetes by YostinViza April 28, 2022