I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I
don't remember walking across the intersection... I
don't remember crossing the train tracks... I
don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the
fuck did I get
home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the
fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk
home only takes 10 minutes... I'
m missing like 30 minutes. What the
fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the
fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."