Gerbulence 

ger•bu•lence |ˈgərbyələns|

noun

violent or unsteady movement of a gerbil, or of some other animal inside the anus

I experienced some gerbulence when the gerbil scurried as it entered and got lost in my a-nuss.

Gerbulence by gerbil-finder October 30, 2010

Grubulence 

Food and or Beverages; nourishment. Synonym to Sustenance

I am going to lunch at 12 for some grubulence

Grubulence by thesackboy August 23, 2021

verbulence 

flatulence of the mouth or pen, the condition of releasing words like expelling gas, chronically. Farting words

He so enjoyed telling how marvelous he was, he suffered from a severe case of verbulence.

verbulence by dflgirlygirl December 25, 2008

Gertuence

An objects ability to float

We have to make sure the boat has gertuence

Gertuence by Surface plum dragon August 14, 2023