geort

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Geort was used as a substitute to Georg but quickly became the main definition of a person who:
-Gets scared easily by doves.
-Uses hair products.
-Sings bass
-and is DEFINITLEY not in Griffindor
-doesnt know who is going out this evening

-Is there someone here whose name is Geort?!
-Yes, but his real name is Georg.

geort by ama-desu-desu April 28, 2018

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Bush, George W.

Someone who cannot comprehend how to operate a rain poncho or a country.

Bush, George W. is happy because now he's been moved to second-worst president of all time.

Bush, George W. by French Toast and Cheese March 15, 2017

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geort • george • George W. Bush • George Washington • George Floyd • geordie • george carlin • george harrison • George Tidy • George Clooney

spiders georg

an outlier who should not have been counted.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

GeorgeNotFound

a minecraft youtuber who won’t upload the vlog

“georgenotfound did you upload the vlog yet?”
“nah it doesn’t exist”

GeorgeNotFound by splashpotions September 16, 2020

GeorgeNotFound

An immaculate excuse to get out of trouble.

"As Police Officers, we will have to give you a ticket for speeding."
"Wait! I'm friends with GeorgeNotFound!"

GeorgeNotFound by not ekul's cousin November 15, 2020

George Weasley

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.

George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014

GeorgeNotFound

A minecraft youtuber who just so happens to be a simp for DreamWasTaken but won't admit it.

Person 1.: Ugh, no I'm not going to say 'I love you'!

Person 2.: Looks like somebody is pulling a Georgenotfound.

GeorgeNotFound by noxxa May 10, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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