gegetable

A person who becomes a vegetable as a result of a severe brain injury and has a personality change that causes them to become gay after they awaken from their vegetative state.

The man was hit by a car and in a vegetative state for months. He was a heterosexual before the accident. After suddenly awakening from that vegetative state he discovered he wanted to be with men instead of women. He became a gegetable.

by PMVolleyGang October 26, 2013

Gettable Bitch

A Girl that believes she is hot cause she gets attention from Men but actually only gets attention because she’s easy

Guy 1: why does anyone talk to sally she’s like a 7 at best
Guy 2: because she’s a gettable bitch

Guy 1: Oh bet

by C_130 March 29, 2019

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

Vegetables hulk

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this

Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

by Flamango subscribe to Flamango April 16, 2020

gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.

Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!

by mamma murder September 9, 2010

Vegetable Lasagna

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

by Penny P August 15, 2008