Vegetablery is when you feel a sexual attraction to vegetables but don't want to necessarily start a relationship with a vegetable.
Son: Mom, I am feeling pretty vegetablery. I am getting boners over vegetables.
Mom: I'm sure it's just a phase.
Son: It's not a phase mom, this is who I am.
Mom: I'm sure it's just a phase.
Son: It's not a phase mom, this is who I am.
by rED EYESHADOW October 24, 2015