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vegetabletarian 

an emo vegetarian; one who abhors meat and cries at night because animals are killed in factories in chicken wire cages where they are prevented from grazing in green fields and loving one another; one who once tried to go vegan but was unable to make it past one month because of these two things called chocolate and cheese
1) Why don't you eat lambchop you little vegetabletarian child? (mean, derogatory)
2) Hey, don't talk to her about chicken, she's vegetabletarian! (supportive, analytical)
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vegetabletarian 

you only eat vegetables
i do not like meat i do not like fruit i am now vegetabletarian.

vegetableitarian 

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
vegetableitarian by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

Vegetableatarian 

Used By author Steve Solomon to describe someone who prefers to eat vegetables over meat. Will eat meat, but diet consists mainly of vegetables.
The vegetableatarian looked uncomfortable when we ordered a all meat pizza. He decided to order a side salad to go with the pizza.
Vegetableatarian by asswip'e October 1, 2007

vegetablarian

Someone who eats a diet consisting largely of plant based whole foods, especially vegetables and fruits, but does not completely exclude meat and dairy products. Not to be confused with vegetarian, which omits meat entirely.
Man I love eating fruits and vegetables, but I do occasionally crave some bacon, guess that makes me vegetablarian!
vegetablarian by sunnysideup7 July 24, 2016

vegetablarian

someone who is a vegetablarian only eats vegetables
vegetablarian by anonymous April 17, 2005

vegetablarian

A person whos afraid to eat fruit or vegetables, or someone who doesnt want to eat fruit or veg.
Dudey 1: Want a broccli?
Dudey2: NO. that brocclis never hurt me. who would do such a thing. im a vegetablarian.

Guyey 1: Want a carrot?
Guyey 2: I dont think the carrot would like that.
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