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A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.
Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!
GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006
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Leopard gecko 

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.
Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.
Leopard gecko by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.
dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko
Slippery Gecko by Putrid169 June 29, 2011

dirty gecko parade 

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.
The act of performing any activity related to the band 100 Gecs. Recently it has also been associated with any other activity that's similar to the band's themes and ideas; like driving a truck, dumping your ex, crushing your hand with a mallet, hitting the weed, staring at empty cans that sprawl across my floor or losing your bet on a racing horse.
"Bae, can you come over? I'm horny as fuck..."
"Sorry. I can't. I'm geccin'."
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP GAMBLING!"
Geccin' by Geo Sunsetmoth July 16, 2019
Of or related to the band 100 gecs' vibes. Tangentially related to drained and most often related to nightcore aesthetics, trans culture, and PC music.
have you heard the new Alice Gas EP? it's super gecced
gecced by diggsy June 22, 2020