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Gaycation 

Hey Oscar, how was your gaycation?
Gaycation by uvogin December 21, 2021

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) 

The systematic and continuous frottage of the male genitalia against, in between, or on top of the female breasts.
Naw dude, I don't want to hook up with her, those are A cups...I can't even MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) that shit!!

Galvatron 

Transformer. Unicron made the original Galvatron using the remains of Megatron. Galvatron is immensely powerful, yet he is also crazed to the point where he wouldn't hesitate to abuse his own underlings.
Galvatron by NeroMan June 1, 2003

GayStation 

A derogatory term for the Sony PlayStation. Originally coined by N64 Gamer (an Australian videogaming magazine) in the late 1990's. Can also be adapted to other Sony systems, Eg: GayStation 3 and GayStation Portable.
"The Nintendo 64 completely owns the Sony GayStation."

"People only bought GayStations so they could play burnt games on 'em."

"GayStation 3 blows. I hope it fails."
GayStation by Force-15 December 13, 2008

galvatron 

the best fucking decepticon he is not only powerful but fucking sexy and would make an excellent president way better than soundwave fuck sound wave all my homies hate soundwave soundwaves galvarons bitch and galvatron is only slightly crazy
galvatron by galvatrons the best December 14, 2020