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Galvation

When a guy tagging along with his girlfriend, who is shopping at a girly store (usually in a mall), runs into one of his male friends who is also with their girlfriend in the same store. The result being that they can both talk about masculine "guy things" and feel better about themselves being in a girly store.
Kyle's masculinity was saved by galvation when he saw his friend Tanner with his girlfriend in Victoria's Secret: Pink store.
by Madi'sBoyfriend October 5, 2009
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Gaycation

Hey Oscar, how was your gaycation?
by uvogin December 21, 2021
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Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"
by Mr. I'mbetterthanyou March 10, 2010
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Salvation Mill

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
by LuridHope October 5, 2013
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Salvation Fap

When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.

"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022
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Galatian

The P-Celtic language spoken by the Galatae in ancient Galatia in modern Turkey.
A Celt from Galatia.
Galatian, Gaulish, Noric and Lepontic are P-Celtic languages.
by GalaicoWarrior May 19, 2010
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salvation

something that saves from danger or difficulty or sin or evil
he book was my salvation from boredom.
by maboiisgrowingup2321 March 18, 2021
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