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gay-boyfriend 

The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.

He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.

He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
gay-boyfriend by Heatherisms November 21, 2009
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gay boyfriend

a boy who is gay who hangs out with you when your actuall boyfriend isnt in the mood to go shoe shopping or watch chick flicks.
When i wanted to see "The Notebook", my boyfriend didb't want to come, so i called up my gay boyfriend and he went with me...after wards we went shoe shopping.
gay boyfriend by nilia June 27, 2007

gay boyfriend

gay guy that a straight girl likes romantically. they hang out often, being good friends since nothing else is going to happen.
girl: "i like you"
guy: "i'm sorry, i'm gay"
girl: "oh, wanna catch a movie?"

The beginnings of a gay boyfriend relationship.
gay boyfriend by ganges December 31, 2009

gay boyfriend

To clarify, the term "boyfriend" refers to a guy you are incredibly interested in; he doesn't have to be official or even realize that you call him this. He becomes a "gay boyfriend" if he's not down with you. (Because obviously, if he's not interested... he's clearly gay. )
Dude I've been tryin to kick it with my gay boyfriend for days now...but for some reason he keeps blowing me off. He must be gay.

Gay boyfriend day 

happy gay boyfriend day is August 13th, when you have a boyfriend who is gay with their mates and you third wheel him and his gay friend
my boyfriend is gay with his friend therefore on august 13th he is having gay boyfriend day

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

Secret Gay Boyfriend 

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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