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Gay Pretty 

Especially attractive to the same sex, but not the opposite.
The opposite sex will find them average at best, while the same sex may well come out of the closet as a testament to their one-sided attractiveness.
Suzie: hey Liz, what do you think of Jeff?
Liz: meh, he's ok I guess.
Football Star & Known Ladies Man: *glances over to see who they're talking about* oh my god. *forcibly makes out with Jeff*
Suzie: wow, i guess he's just Gay Pretty.
Gay Pretty by eutromil May 13, 2009
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That's Pretty Gay 

When your friend says something kinda gay, although not on purpose.
Person 1: I'm so hungry, I would eat a horse dick right now.
Person 2: You sure man? That's pretty gay.

Gay to Pretty Gay 

A statement that encompasses all ranges of an undesired outcome. The event or occurrance could be classified as having some redeeming merit, but overall still sucking, to being a complete waste of time where mockery is not only assured, but mandated. It's also equivilates to "lame to pretty lame."
Guy 1: So I went to that new Magiquest place at the mall, and you get to use magic wands and point them at things to get spells and gold. It's like playing Harry Potter with a Wiimote in a Lazer Tag arena!

Guy 2: Dude, that sounds Gay to Pretty Gay.
Gay to Pretty Gay by Sonic_Boom November 12, 2009

Pretty Gay 

A term used by most to describe anything unfortunate, undesirable, foolish, or non-stimulating.
Example 1:

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you see the race on sunday?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, nobody crashed the entire time. Pretty gay."

Example 2:

Girl 1 - "How was your date with Joshua on Saturday?"
Girl 2 - "It was pretty gay. He didn't make a move on me the whole night."
Pretty Gay by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

pretty gay 

two same sex people who kiss
a man kissing a man is pretty gay

thats pretty gay 

im looking at you...Zach👀
thats pretty gay by HighPing June 4, 2019
Gay Petty is the next level in true accension into being a master at the petty arts. This is shown in many different ways. It can be you passively aggressively ignoring an ignorant buffoon who is trying to tear you down. Some examples include but are not limited to:

1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements

Etc.

The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
Person 1: Man this person just isn't getting it, they are obnoxious and just a headache.

Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.

Person 1: No, they aren't ready.

Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.

*Chaos unfolds*
Gay Petty by Wolfie woo woo June 24, 2026