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An amazing black person that is better than all his freinds at everything!!

He is also always right
Jacob: hey gatbel, how are you so good at video games?

Gatbel: I don't KNOW jacob, why don't you ask hayley.

Hayley: I love you sumo
gatbel by Tottot26 November 2, 2022
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Tom Gabel 

lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.
"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel
Tom Gabel by donkey jim November 25, 2007
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Garbelflip 

1.) Of or pertaining to any of the fish found off the Garbel Coast. Most notablly used in American culture in regards to the smell.

2.) An Eastern Eupopean curse word.

3.) The worst last name a litte kid could even even have.
1.) I dunno about that Rebecca chick...her room totally reeks like a garbelflip.

2.) Vas is der Garbelflip!!!!

3.) Teacher: William Garbelflip
William: *raises hand* Here. *cries for the rest of the day*
Garbelflip by u-e March 29, 2005

Sneaky Gately 

When one teleports into another wizard'ss room and proceeds to masturbate under their invisibility cloak while their friend is having intercourse.
I did the Sneaky Gately to Haffey last weekend. That witch was a slampig!
Sneaky Gately by IAMPOORE September 22, 2009

gabelstapler 

A tool used in constructing large-scale residential projects in ghetto-like areas.
A gabelstapler was brought into Compton to construct housing for poor negro people.
gabelstapler by Poncho_111 January 4, 2009
(VERB)gabelled, gabelling, gabels

To smash or hit someone's head against a hard surface, like a counter or table.

Based on an incident where Against Me!'s front-man Tom Gabel assaulted someone
"Dante wouldn't shut up so i gabelled him until he did"
Gabel by Someone? December 9, 2008

Gabeling 

Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so
I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in
Gabeling by Halafire September 15, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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