Gabel

(VERB)gabelled, gabelling, gabels

To smash or hit someone's head against a hard surface, like a counter or table.

Based on an incident where Against Me!'s front-man Tom Gabel assaulted someone

"Dante wouldn't shut up so i gabelled him until he did"

Gabel by Someone? December 9, 2008

Gabel

Gabel are people that originate North India and now live in Balkan.

Gabelet mbajne era mut! Gabels smell like shit!

Gabel by Hagauhd May 14, 2016

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Gabel (n.) -- A vaguely edible tubular circle of enriched flour dough, consumed toasted with a heavy margarine spread, commonly found in Midwestern or Southern home freezers throughout the mid to late 20th century. This term is nearly always recognized and applied retroactively by perplexed NYC visitors reconciling childhood breakfast experiences with the rich, nutty, aromatic food they find themselves eating at Zabar’s, Murray’s, Zucker’s, Tal, H&H, or Absolute.

Example. “As surprising new flavors burst forth with each successive bite of the robust chewy crust "schmeared" liberally with scallion cream cheese, Jennifer grew increasingly embittered by childhood memories of her mother serving partially thawed Lender's gabels covered with Country Crock non-hydrogenated vegetable oil spread and Smuckers.”

gabel by Ciudadaist November 20, 2021

Tom Gabel 

lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel

Tom Gabel by donkey jim November 25, 2007

kaitlin gabel 

A hot, sexy, gorgeous girl who is the one you will fall in love with instantly.
A girl who is BEAUTIFUL drop dead gorgeous amazing in bed good at giving and recieving and making people happy should have a boyfriend named oscar because they are very compatible . a girl who cares about her family and friends and will do anything for them

kaitlin gabel is just amazing

kaitlin gabel by ghettowhitegurl June 14, 2011

miriah gabel 

a stinky older sister who yells at people for being gay. she also likes to buy a cat when she has a cat at home that she neglects.

miriah gabel doesn’t like golf

miriah gabel by The Gooter December 25, 2022

gaben 

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016