Gabel

(VERB)gabelled, gabelling, gabels

To smash or hit someone's head against a hard surface, like a counter or table.

Based on an incident where Against Me!'s front-man Tom Gabel assaulted someone

"Dante wouldn't shut up so i gabelled him until he did"

by Someone? December 09, 2008

Gabel

Gabel are people that originate North India and now live in Balkan.

Gabelet mbajne era mut! Gabels smell like shit!

by Hagauhd May 14, 2016

Gabeling

Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so

I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in

by Halafire September 15, 2021

Tom Gabel

lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel

by donkey jim November 25, 2007

Webb-Gabell

The one girl at a party with her tits and arse hanging out. Buy her a drink and she is your sex slave for the night. Can't find her? She is the one gurning in a corner skanking out to 80's music.

"Holy shit, is that an animal in the club?"

"No dear, that's a Webb-Gabell"

by what the hell is that? December 30, 2011

gabel

Gabel (n.) -- A vaguely edible tubular circle of enriched flour dough, consumed toasted with a heavy margarine spread, commonly found in Midwestern or Southern home freezers throughout the mid to late 20th century. This term is nearly always recognized and applied retroactively by perplexed NYC visitors reconciling childhood breakfast experiences with the rich, nutty, aromatic food they find themselves eating at Zabar’s, Murray’s, Zucker’s, Tal, H&H, or Absolute.

Example. “As surprising new flavors burst forth with each successive bite of the robust chewy crust "schmeared" liberally with scallion cream cheese, Jennifer grew increasingly embittered by childhood memories of her mother serving partially thawed Lender's gabels covered with Country Crock non-hydrogenated vegetable oil spread and Smuckers.”

by Ciudadaist November 20, 2021

miriah gabel

a stinky older sister who yells at people for being gay. she also likes to buy a cat when she has a cat at home that she neglects.

miriah gabel doesn’t like golf

by The Gooter December 25, 2022