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gabel
Gabel (n.) -- A vaguely edible tubular circle of enriched flour dough, consumed toasted with a heavy margarine spread, commonly found in Midwestern or Southern home freezers throughout the mid to late 20th century. This term is nearly always recognized and applied retroactively by perplexed NYC visitors reconciling childhood breakfast experiences with the rich, nutty, aromatic food they find themselves eating at Zabar’s, Murray’s, Zucker’s, Tal, H&H, or Absolute.
Example. “As surprising new flavors burst forth with each successive bite of the robust chewy crust "schmeared" liberally with scallion cream cheese, Jennifer grew increasingly embittered by childhood memories of her mother serving partially thawed Lender's gabels covered with Country Crock non-hydrogenated vegetable oil spread and Smuckers.”
gabel by Ciudadaist November 20, 2021
Tom Gabel
"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel
Tom Gabel by donkey jim November 25, 2007
kaitlin gabel
A hot, sexy, gorgeous girl who is the one you will fall in love with instantly.
A girl who is BEAUTIFUL drop dead gorgeous amazing in bed good at giving and recieving and making people happy should have a boyfriend named oscar because they are very compatible . a girl who cares about her family and friends and will do anything for them
A girl who is BEAUTIFUL drop dead gorgeous amazing in bed good at giving and recieving and making people happy should have a boyfriend named oscar because they are very compatible . a girl who cares about her family and friends and will do anything for them
kaitlin gabel by ghettowhitegurl June 14, 2011
miriah gabel
a stinky older sister who yells at people for being gay. she also likes to buy a cat when she has a cat at home that she neglects.
miriah gabel by The Gooter December 25, 2022
gaben
Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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