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Gasparino
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021
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Gaspard Ulliel
Gaspard Ulliel by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008
gassperated
There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
gassperated by dw8177 July 30, 2017
Gaspard
Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!
Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!
Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!
Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!
Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
Gaspard by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019
Charles Gasparino
Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
Charles Gasparino by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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