gasparilla

a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.

some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"

by badassjay February 21, 2007

Gasparilla

A large month long celebration that takes place in Tampa Florida during the month of February. There are many differen events including parades, a run, a flotilla and even an art festival. The mayor is ceremoniously kidnapped and forced to turn over the key to the city to the invading pirates. Every good tampa resdient secretly waits for February, the month when we brake out the skulls and cross bones. Sometimes referred to as the Tampa Mardi Gras.

Person 1: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Person 2: "What planet are you from, It's gasparilla, I am goign to go get drunk in public and watch women take there shirts off for plastic on a string!"
Person 1: "Sounds like fun!"

by Riley Owens November 13, 2006

Gasparilla

A holiday celebration taking place in Tampa, FL every year. Pirates invade and kegs are the bounty

The BEST HOLIDAY EVER... GASPARILLA

by coolkat1111111111111111 September 12, 2010

Gasgorilla

When a fart becomes consequently trapped between your sack, and your gooch.

There I was in the olive garden when a gasgorilla caught me unawares.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself, but i was just trying to free a gasgorilla.

by Capt. Waxinflaxin January 9, 2017

Gasparillaed

To make love to a partner you have known for a lengthy period of time.

Naveed gasparillaed Osha and now they are expecting a baby in 9 months.

by Jaitoon October 16, 2023

sasparilla

Someone possessing extreme sass. To be sassy.

"Calm down sasparilla."
or
"Alison is being a sasparilla."

by pseudonymunicorn May 1, 2010

sasparilla

sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.

(1) im going to kill you, you sasparilla.

(2) nigga im a sasparilla, i eat babies.

by Micah Mayne February 29, 2008