gassner 

A long metal or wooden implement used during 16th - 17th century warfare (primarily between ships at sea)to stuff gunpowder and filler into a cannon prior to firing.

"Good god man, fetch the gassner with haste before we all get blown out of the water!"

Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."

gassner by Ejay Zvekicram January 7, 2009

gassperated 

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

gassperated by dw8177 July 30, 2017

Gasserole 

Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.

We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.

Gasserole by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

gasserole 

a casserole, or other hot dish, that causes a bad case of gas or an intestinal holocaust.

Aunt Cheryl's holiday gasserole wreaked havoc on our drive home.

gasserole by camarks December 26, 2009

Gasser 

A football workout made by Christopher Coll of Tri West Highschool. You start at one end of a football sideline then do two down backs. Thats one rep

Coach:EVERYONE ON THE LINE ! GASSER!

Gasser by Major Wang November 23, 2016

gasser 

A modified closed car or rat rod that competes at drag races.

There's gonna be a gasser war at the dragstrip tonight! Don't miss it!

gasser by kopper November 13, 2006

gasser 

Noun. Race or other high-performance car that runs on regular octane gas from a standard commercial pump. Unlike fueler or fuelie, which runs on high-octane gasoline or methane, also know in drag racing as top fuel.

He tore up ashphalt in his gasser.

His gasser does low 11s in the quarter.

gasser by David Sclothe December 27, 2007