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A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!
You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!
Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017
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A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.
"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"
Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009
A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.
I think I will play Gastarius today.
Gastarius by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013
Guy 1: Dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.

Guy 2: I know he's such a gastard!
Gastard by Delicious Nuggets January 14, 2009
Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Gastard by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

gastarbeiter

a person with temporary permission to work in another country, especially in Germany and Austria,
nowadays used to describw someone who migrated to Austria or Germany and works in a factory or owns a small business or shop
dude: what do you do?
dude 2: I'm a gastarbeiter in a factory in Austria
gastarbeiter by Katalinaaam January 4, 2019