Wolf89's definitions

Big Five

The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.

Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.

by Wolf89 January 29, 2006

Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.

by Wolf89 December 28, 2005

BHWP

Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.

Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:

Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.

Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.

Person is overqualified for local jobs.

There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.

Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.

by Wolf89 November 26, 2007

Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.

She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.

by Wolf89 July 3, 2006

Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

Morphine dreams

Vivid and sometimes violently real dreams or memories caused by the extended use of morphine or heroin.

Also caused by heroin or morphine witdrawl.

Ex junkies often suffer from terrible morphine dreams.

by Wolf89 January 31, 2006

Hillbilly Baby Maker

A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.

Hey Barkeep! Get me a hillbilly baby maker, and a bloody mary.

by Wolf89 August 9, 2006