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Coon Bombing

A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.

Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
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Diver Dan

"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
by Wolf89 October 21, 2005
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Saw Mouth

1.) A sawn off shotgun.

2.) Somone who can insult somone elese very effectivly.

3.) The act of grinding your teeth against your partners genitals while performing oral sex.
1.) Bust a pig wit my saw mouth mossburg.

2.) It's hard to argue with Pauly, he's a saw mouth.

3.) " I was eatin krista, then I gave her the saw mouth, that got her screaming."
by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
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Big Five

The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.
by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
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Schlong

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 December 28, 2005
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Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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marshmallow dream

A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:

Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.

Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.

Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
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