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A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
Get the marshmallow dream mug.An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
by Wolf89 August 13, 2008
Get the Mead mug.Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
Get the Gastard mug.1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.
2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?
Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.
2.) "rack em"
Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.
Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.
2.) "rack em"
Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.
by Wolf89 August 9, 2006
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Get the Lightning mug.A group of police that drive fast, un-marked cars(usually impounds) such as Mustangs, Corvettes, Chargers, or even exotics such as Ferrari's, Porches and Lamborghini's.
Their main purpose is to catch speeders and street racers, though they will often assist other officers during traffic stops, accidents or spot checks.
Though many jurisdictions have used impounded sports cars as special duty patrol cars, the Wolfpack has its origins with the Tampa Police Department. They were the first department to specifically assign such vehicles to select officers with specific orders to target speeders.
Their main purpose is to catch speeders and street racers, though they will often assist other officers during traffic stops, accidents or spot checks.
Though many jurisdictions have used impounded sports cars as special duty patrol cars, the Wolfpack has its origins with the Tampa Police Department. They were the first department to specifically assign such vehicles to select officers with specific orders to target speeders.
by Wolf89 May 5, 2009
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