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by Wolf89 October 21, 2005
Get the Diver Dan mug.A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
Get the Coon Bombing mug.The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
Get the Big Five mug.One of those folding lock blade knives with the little stud on the blade that allows a person to open it with only one hand. When modified so that it can be opened simply by a flick of the wrist(sometimes with some thumb pressure), it becomes a flip knife. In some states it's considered the same thing as a switchblade
by Wolf89 December 25, 2005
Get the Flip knife mug.Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 December 28, 2005
Get the Schlong mug.A mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Miller High Life. Mixed in equal proportions and gently stirred. Best served chilled without ice.
by Wolf89 August 9, 2006
Get the Hillbilly Baby Maker mug.An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
by Wolf89 August 13, 2008
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