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Suicide Solution

An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.

So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:

Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.

Drink with caution.
Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?
by Wolf89 September 30, 2012
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Waste of an orgasm

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.
Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!
by Wolf89 May 5, 2009
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Wolfpack

A group of police that drive fast, un-marked cars(usually impounds) such as Mustangs, Corvettes, Chargers, or even exotics such as Ferrari's, Porches and Lamborghini's.

Their main purpose is to catch speeders and street racers, though they will often assist other officers during traffic stops, accidents or spot checks.

Though many jurisdictions have used impounded sports cars as special duty patrol cars, the Wolfpack has its origins with the Tampa Police Department. They were the first department to specifically assign such vehicles to select officers with specific orders to target speeders.
Think twice before you race that mustang, he might be in the wolfpack.
by Wolf89 May 5, 2009
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Eemee

A five letter word/sound/palindrome that expresses every emotion imaginable all at once. It can be used to express pain, pleasure, fear, happiness, sadness.. Anything. Usually used as a single sound. It can also be used as an expletive similar to the word fuck.
Hey guess what! I got a new dog! EEMEE!
by Wolf89 November 2, 2008
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Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.
"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"
by Wolf89 August 19, 2008
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Mead

An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)

If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.

If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.

If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.

If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.

If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.

Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.

The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
I've got two batches of homebrewed mead ready.
by Wolf89 August 13, 2008
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Mexican Heart Attack

The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.

Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.
My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
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