Wolf89's definitions
1.) A sawn off shotgun.
2.) Somone who can insult somone elese very effectivly.
3.) The act of grinding your teeth against your partners genitals while performing oral sex.
2.) Somone who can insult somone elese very effectivly.
3.) The act of grinding your teeth against your partners genitals while performing oral sex.
1.) Bust a pig wit my saw mouth mossburg.
2.) It's hard to argue with Pauly, he's a saw mouth.
3.) " I was eatin krista, then I gave her the saw mouth, that got her screaming."
2.) It's hard to argue with Pauly, he's a saw mouth.
3.) " I was eatin krista, then I gave her the saw mouth, that got her screaming."
by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
Get the Saw Mouthmug. A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
Get the Coon Bombingmug. by Wolf89 October 21, 2005
Get the Diver Danmug. Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
Get the BHWPmug. Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
by Wolf89 July 3, 2006
Get the Sad clownmug. Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
Get the Gastardmug. A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
Get the marshmallow dreammug.