Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

Gastarius by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

Gaytarist

Retards that won't stop talking about guitars, guitarists, amps, or anything related to the instrument. If you happen to be friends with one of these Gaytarist then you happen to know that if you are in a call on any platform then you know that if they're not doing anything there going to strum on there guitar unmuted and right up to the mic.

"Yo dude don't talk to Jacob he's a Gaytarist"

Gaytarist by Gehdfjfhhednnd September 29, 2020

Gastards 

-(n)- Gaston County retards (this word was given to me by God).

Only us gastards like sundrop... it's true.

Gastards by xTristam March 6, 2010

ganstarism 

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, etc..

ganstarism by benormous August 11, 2005

Gasterism 

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)

Gasterism by EVK613 September 26, 2022

Gastatious

A hyperbolic or elevated form of “gas.” Used to describe something that’s not just good—it’s outrageously good, next-level, or over-the-top in quality or vibe.

“Yo, that brisket mac ‘n cheese? Straight gastatious.”

“Her new fit is gastatious. She really went all out.”

“This track isn’t just fire—it’s gastatious.”

Gastatious by BigOunce199 May 15, 2025