garryck

The best person.

He’s never wrong.

Has the power to declare anyone a poopy head.

Everyone, “Garryck is the best.”

by I know everything69 November 13, 2020

A Garrick

A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.

Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."

Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."

"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"

by tu and sn October 2, 2011

garrick

the coolest guy ever can get through 6 girls at once and has got the biggest dick is super kind and the loving best guy you will ever meet he is super cool and will beat up any shit that challenges him he is not a spastic and will fucking survive anything he is dope dank super and of course he dabs

"I wish I was like Garrick I am such a fucktard compared to him"

by the coolest dankest dude ever April 5, 2018

Garricking

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

Garrick

Garricks have a tough exterior but are actually chocolate marshmellows inside. Partial to having fun in a way that fucks authority. They are fierce, loyal and will go to the ends of the earth to help a friend. Garricks have been through a lot and you should always be extra kind to them. Unless they fly off the handle at the smallest of woes. Garricks are wonderful, generous lovers. Particularly skilled at cunnulingus. They will love you hard, in every way and might become obsessed with you. But you might become obsessed with them too! They love mystery and are intrigued by the unknown. Invites chaos.

Ugh, yeah, That Garrick, I guess he's okay...

by PixieNoir January 10, 2020

dirty garrick

When you get 10 guys to vote to see who goes in the middle of a circle jerk

Cyle Kondie and garrick participated in a dirty garrick on the weekend

by James wilkie June 10, 2019

Garrick

Garrick is an Old English name that means "one who governs with a spear" or "spear king". It is common as a masculine given name and as a surname.

Garrick, Coolest guy ever!

by HermitsUnited December 17, 2008