A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.
Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."
Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."
"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."
Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."
"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"
by tu and sn October 2, 2011
the coolest guy ever can get through 6 girls at once and has got the biggest dick is super kind and the loving best guy you will ever meet he is super cool and will beat up any shit that challenges him he is not a spastic and will fucking survive anything he is dope dank super and of course he dabs
by the coolest dankest dude ever March 21, 2018
by The Real Wiz 76 January 1, 2016
Garricks have a tough exterior but are actually chocolate marshmellows inside. Partial to having fun in a way that fucks authority. They are fierce, loyal and will go to the ends of the earth to help a friend. Garricks have been through a lot and you should always be extra kind to them. Unless they fly off the handle at the smallest of woes. Garricks are wonderful, generous lovers. Particularly skilled at cunnulingus. They will love you hard, in every way and might become obsessed with you. But you might become obsessed with them too! They love mystery and are intrigued by the unknown. Invites chaos.
by PixieNoir January 10, 2020
Garrick is an Old English name that means "one who governs with a spear" or "spear king". It is common as a masculine given name and as a surname.
Garrick, Coolest guy ever!
by HermitsUnited December 5, 2008
by MikaylaKay August 11, 2009
An extremely sweet and understanding guy that will never let you down. He loves to cuddle, very romantic and spontaneous, and loyal. Soft on the eyes and a nice, sexy body. The whole package. He puts up a façade of being a tough guy, but on the inside, he's a real softie.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see the new guy? He looks like a total bad ass."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Garrick."
Girl 1: "I bet he's a softie on the inside!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Garrick."
Girl 1: "I bet he's a softie on the inside!"
by attitude adjustment May 30, 2011