A character on the keyboard with literally no purpose whatsoever. It looks like an idiot's apostrophe but is referred to as a "grave accent." Its secondary function is a ~ (the tilde), which is basically just the same thing. No purpose whatsoever.
Who the hell put the ` on the keyboard? No one ever told me what the fuck it's supposed to do anyway.
by jdm89 February 05, 2017

A. recite the alphabet backwards as fast as you can, without making a mistake
B. zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
A. wow
B. zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
A. wow
by jdm89 February 18, 2017

Idiot: I'm gonna kill you with this gun, watch out!
Smart Person: You idiot! You're pointing your gun the wrong way!
Smart Person: You idiot! You're pointing your gun the wrong way!
by jdm89 January 18, 2017

A big, brown, and very smelly, dinosaur. It has a brain smaller than other dinosaurs. It is not a herbivore or a carnivore; it is a mexicanivore.
by jdm89 February 01, 2017

A number that can tell you a little bit about any person.
Here is a random example on a random person.
3 + 3 = Number of chromosomes that Person 1 is missing
3 - 3 = Number of friends that Person 1 has
3 x 3 = Number of genetic disorders that Person 1 was born with
3 / 3 = Person 1's mental age
3 ^ 3 = Number of girls that Person 1 has dated, only to break up with them before the date even begins
sqrt (3) = On the 1 to 100 scale, where 1 is the least, this is how much we like Person 1.
33 = The age, at which Person 1 is believed to die.
Here is a random example on a random person.
3 + 3 = Number of chromosomes that Person 1 is missing
3 - 3 = Number of friends that Person 1 has
3 x 3 = Number of genetic disorders that Person 1 was born with
3 / 3 = Person 1's mental age
3 ^ 3 = Number of girls that Person 1 has dated, only to break up with them before the date even begins
sqrt (3) = On the 1 to 100 scale, where 1 is the least, this is how much we like Person 1.
33 = The age, at which Person 1 is believed to die.
In a word, describe yourself. 3
by jdm89 May 27, 2017

A magic force that compels 9 year olds to changing their profile picture into a weird looking man wearing shades.
Oh yeah yeah
by jdm89 January 25, 2019
