gangology

The intellectual prowess of thy gang, for he who is not in said gang shall not know the studies of gangology

The study of gangology

by R3DD05 October 18, 2022

dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

googology

The study of large numbers. From the popular number googol, equal to 10^100.

Googology is a study for those who want to stretch their idea of how truly infinite numbers are.

by Seshie February 22, 2017

gangologist

Pronounced; gang-olo-gist
The study of gangus person or persons. A gangologist must be an expert at spotting gangus people from a distance and warn others before it is to late. Gangologist also prevent the spread of gangitus.

gangologist 1: code red at 9 o'clock, over-weight female waring a mini-skirt

gangologist 2: everyone cover your eyes!

by El-raaa August 4, 2007

geneology

recent studies have shown that if your parents never had children, you will probably not have children yourself

that would be inappropriate

by jenn August 27, 2004

garbology

the study of garbage

The trashy hooker went to school to major in garbology.

by stanley December 30, 2004

Gingologist

a person who studies red heads

do you know any gingologists around here i gotta get my ginger friend checked

by raumy and Palmer March 7, 2011