R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.
"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."
by JENN May 26, 2004
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perfs

"Let's have lunch at Chipotle tomorrow."

"Perfs!!"
by Jenn June 11, 2006
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narf

1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."
by jenn May 13, 2005
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trog

A label given to people who are different from mainstream society, often confused with goths, usually like rock or alternative music (but appreciate any good music), dress as individuals, the males are often into extreme sports. Often very creative, be it musically or artistically. (And you wonder why there are so many good rock bands) They hate scallies, townies, trendies, 'the popular kids', and all of the other materialistic and fake groups.
Scally: "Eeeeeeerr, yer f*ckin trog!"
Trog: "I would rather be a so-called 'trog' than a braindead scally with no life or future, get away from me and go steal from the co-op, or whatever it was you were born to do."
by Jenn December 15, 2003
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Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.
We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.
by jenn August 16, 2004
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techtarded

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?
by Jenn March 31, 2005
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Sooey

a super duper peep!
hey soo!
Luvs!
OMG!she's such a Sooey!
by jenn December 17, 2004
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