geneology

recent studies have shown that if your parents never had children, you will probably not have children yourself

that would be inappropriate

geneology by jenn August 27, 2004

Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...

Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Geology

Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.

If you don't know what geology is, you are an absolute idiot.

Geology by Bill_Nye May 1, 2010

Social Genealogy 

The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.

While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.

Social Genealogy by axeman0115 November 18, 2012

Genealogy Grandparents 

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

Genealogy Grandparents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Genealogy 

The research of your family history. Searching to find out who your forfathers were and where they were from. Keeping a record or tree of where your genes originated from.

THE 1ST GENERATION
1--yourself

THE 2ND GENERATION (2-3)
2--father
3--mother

THE 3RD GENERATION (4-7)
4--grandfather, (your fathers father)
5--grandmother, (your fathers mother)
6--grandfather, (your mothers father)
7--grandmother, (your mothers mother)

THE 4TH GENERATION (8-15)
8--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
9--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
10--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
11--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)
12--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
13--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
14--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
15--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)

THE 5TH GENERATION (16-31)
THE 6TH GENERATION (32-63)
Each time you add a generation the numbers double. Number 1's father is #2, his grandfather is #4 and great grand father is #8. If you want their wives you add one to the number.

You can add as much info to your trees as you like such as Medical History, Birth/Death Dates/Places, Siblings, Children.

An easy way to remember how to start a genealogy chart is to keep the men on all EVEN numbers and the women on all ODD numbers.

Genealogy by KRYSANN November 4, 2006

Geology

the study of pressure and time.

Oh andy loved geology. I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature

Geology by hitandmiss November 17, 2013