geneology
recent studies have shown that if your parents never had children, you will probably not have children yourself
that would be inappropriate
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Geology
Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.
Social Genealogy
The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.
While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.
Social Genealogy by axeman0115 November 18, 2012
Genealogy Grandparents
Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne
Genealogy
The research of your family history. Searching to find out who your forfathers were and where they were from. Keeping a record or tree of where your genes originated from.
THE 1ST GENERATION
1--yourself
THE 2ND GENERATION (2-3)
2--father
3--mother
THE 3RD GENERATION (4-7)
4--grandfather, (your fathers father)
5--grandmother, (your fathers mother)
6--grandfather, (your mothers father)
7--grandmother, (your mothers mother)
THE 4TH GENERATION (8-15)
8--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
9--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
10--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
11--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)
12--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
13--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
14--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
15--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)
THE 5TH GENERATION (16-31)
THE 6TH GENERATION (32-63)
Each time you add a generation the numbers double. Number 1's father is #2, his grandfather is #4 and great grand father is #8. If you want their wives you add one to the number.
You can add as much info to your trees as you like such as Medical History, Birth/Death Dates/Places, Siblings, Children.
THE 1ST GENERATION
1--yourself
THE 2ND GENERATION (2-3)
2--father
3--mother
THE 3RD GENERATION (4-7)
4--grandfather, (your fathers father)
5--grandmother, (your fathers mother)
6--grandfather, (your mothers father)
7--grandmother, (your mothers mother)
THE 4TH GENERATION (8-15)
8--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
9--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
10--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
11--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)
12--great grandfather, (your grandfathers father)
13--great grandmother, (your grandfathers mother)
14--great grandfather, (your grandmothers father)
15--great grandmother, (your grandmothers mother)
THE 5TH GENERATION (16-31)
THE 6TH GENERATION (32-63)
Each time you add a generation the numbers double. Number 1's father is #2, his grandfather is #4 and great grand father is #8. If you want their wives you add one to the number.
You can add as much info to your trees as you like such as Medical History, Birth/Death Dates/Places, Siblings, Children.
Geology
Geology by hitandmiss November 17, 2013
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