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gayhomofag 

A derogatory term used by Internet trolls that is basically homophobic, senseless nonsense. Popularised by Ray William Johnson.
Ray: Guys you know I love you but I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to me as "gayhomofag"
gayhomofag by Patriciohhh April 26, 2012
an idiot. someone who does stupid stuff in attempt to be funny, but they are not funny. they only embarrass themselves.
the kid tried so hard to make friends but everyone thought he was just a gahoot.
gahoot by BaF22 May 2, 2007

The Flying Gahooch 

a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.
Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?

*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry
an idiot. someone who tries to be funny but isnt. someone who tries to fit in so they become someone's bitch but they are never really liked.
that kid who follows bob is such a gahoot

you're never gunna have friends, all you are is a gahoot.
gahoot by BaF22 May 10, 2007

gahoogle 

1: To utilize a search engine to find infomation on the Internet.
2: The placement of information on the Internet/World Wide Web in a format that can easily be indexed by a search engine.
3: To index or catalog the information on the Internet.
- gahoogled
- gahoogling
- gahooglable adjective
I gahoogle every topic I'm interested in.

Once you gahoogle your website you will begin to get more visitors.

As a programmer I love to create software to gahoogle in new ways.
gahoogle by Raideil September 5, 2005

Gahoober 

A funny looking person who loses continually, always unsuccessful at almost everything, such as employment or personal relationships.
A Gahoober is a person who has goobers hanging out of their nose which causes him to never get anywhere in life.
Gahoober by Chris Dug January 26, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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