an idiot. someone who does stupid stuff in attempt to be funny, but they are not funny. they only embarrass themselves.
by BaF22 May 2, 2007
Get the gahoot mug.an idiot. someone who tries to be funny but isnt. someone who tries to fit in so they become someone's bitch but they are never really liked.
by BaF22 May 10, 2007
Get the gahoot mug.The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.
"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009
Get the Galoot cologne mug.Slang word originating in North East England. To go out. Venture out of a place. To ask if a person is going somewhere.
by Dan Whale February 3, 2006
Get the Ganoot mug."Galoot" is an old word used, primarily in Scotland, that means a person
with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.
with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.
by AmyStarr October 15, 2008
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giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good
(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)
giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good
(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)
by Fushnchups October 3, 2007
Get the ghooten mug.Italian slang word for the vegetable zucchini. Also used to describe a person who is a little "crazy in the head"
"That man is a 'gagoots'"
by gagoots December 25, 2008
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