Skip to main content
an idiot. someone who tries to be funny but isnt. someone who tries to fit in so they become someone's bitch but they are never really liked.
that kid who follows bob is such a gahoot

you're never gunna have friends, all you are is a gahoot.
gahoot by BaF22 May 10, 2007
Related Words

Galoot cologne 

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
Slang word originating in North East England. To go out. Venture out of a place. To ask if a person is going somewhere.
Are you ganoot tonight? Did you ganoot last night?
I'm ganoot to see a film.
Ganoot by Dan Whale February 3, 2006
"Galoot" is an old word used, primarily in Scotland, that means a person
with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.
"Come here you big 'ol galoot!"
Galoot by AmyStarr October 15, 2008
adjective / compound noun:

giving pleasure; enjoyable or satisfying; possessing or displaying sweetnes; better than simply good

(often grunted as an expression of extreme enjoyment)
1. Grips me those ghooten headphones, yesyes

2. Dude, I just gwaned the Ghootensteak!
ghooten by Fushnchups October 3, 2007
Italian slang word for the vegetable zucchini. Also used to describe a person who is a little "crazy in the head"
"That man is a 'gagoots'"
gagoots by gagoots December 25, 2008