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A Gagelan (or Gage and Gagel) is usually the life of the party! He usually attracts many girls, and always does what is right. He is a very dependable and responsible person, loving the mililary. He is one of the most kindest people to know, and hates black people.

He can be calm, stern, crazy, and pissed off at appropriate times. Most times he's pissed off and sort of a dick when he doesn't get his way. He loves video games, and sometimes he is sort of a dork at times, but everybody still loves him, even old men.

If a Gagelan has any brothers or sisters, he is usually VERY close with 'em. Yet, he at most times annoys the shit outta them, like a mother.

Most Gagelans love MMORPG's and play it as much as they can. His favorite music consists of The Rolling Stoners, Rick Astley, Weird Al, The Beatles, The Lonely Island, and Madonna.
Girl A: "Dang, that guy is such a Gagelan! He's so Nice!"
Girl B: "Yeah really! So...sexy...mmmm..."

Girl 1: "I wish you were more of a Gagelan, Lucas..."
Guy 2: "Well, at least I hate black people!"

Girl a: "That Gagelan would make such an awesome husband!"
Girl b: "Yeah! He's one in a million! Just... he's a nerd who plays Kingdom Hearts and World of Warcraft."
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Gashlaunt 

Gashlaunt/Gashlur the equivalent to the N-word but for white people \
Latin for snow
Gashlaunt by joe potter January 7, 2022

gashlash 

The injury sustained when turning ones head or body rapidly to observe a female.
Take a look at that totty over there, but mind you don't get gashlash.

My neck hurts after walking past all those hotties, I think I have a severe case of gashlash.

I spent the whole day meerkatting, and I have got gashlash.
gashlash by killban October 26, 2010
Derives from Southern people in the United States / redneck talk. GAHLAY! is yet another way to say "Damn!", "Holy Shit!", "OMG!", "Holy fuckin shit!" Popular catchphrase used by Mattman from The Rise Guys show in New Orleans.
"GAHLAY! honey, your beard smells soooooo good! Make love to me now!"
GAHLAY! by WhyteLyghtning November 17, 2022

Gaghling 

It's the feeling you get when someone says something so gross and yet, so hysterical, you don't know whether to laugh or gag. Or both. Therefore the feeling of gaghling.
SHANNON: My friend found many mice in her room, they caught some with mousetraps, and they took a picture of their guy friend with a face of disgust and an open mouth, and it looks like he's going to eat them, little mice appetizers. Ana: OMG, I don't know whether to laugh or gag right now, I'm gaghling! EW!
Gaghling by copacabannie June 22, 2011
To cause someone to gag as they perform fellatio.
I gagulated her when she deep throated me.
gagulate by Beau Guthrie June 22, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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