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throated 

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.
That one cute girl got throated real good last night.
throated by nocton55 October 25, 2011
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throated 

Instead of punching somebody, you place your hand on their neck and sqeeze hard.
I throated Jon at the LC after he slapped my face like the wimp that he is.

Jon got throated twice while in San Diego.
throated by Matty Python August 16, 2007

throated 

To kill, especially if by damaging the neck or throat usually with a knife or razor.
Those kids was battling with some of Cubes' shit and acting like they wrote it,
most kids don't try that wit' me cuz they find that they get throated.

-King Kendall-
throated by King Kendall September 18, 2006

Throated 

When you accidentally swallow something the wrong way and it slices your throat all the way down and you feel like you're dying.
"Dude I accidentally throated a chip yesterday. It hurt a lot."
Throated by fetus--crusher87 December 27, 2021

ruby throated mattress thrasher 

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

one throated 

The act of swallowing something without chewing it at all.
Sorry that my voice is so hoarse, I just one throated a chicken tender.

Covid Throated 

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.
Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.
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