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A Gagelan (or Gage and Gagel) is usually the life of the party! He usually attracts many girls, and always does what is right. He is a very dependable and responsible person, loving the mililary. He is one of the most kindest people to know, and hates black people.

He can be calm, stern, crazy, and pissed off at appropriate times. Most times he's pissed off and sort of a dick when he doesn't get his way. He loves video games, and sometimes he is sort of a dork at times, but everybody still loves him, even old men.

If a Gagelan has any brothers or sisters, he is usually VERY close with 'em. Yet, he at most times annoys the shit outta them, like a mother.

Most Gagelans love MMORPG's and play it as much as they can. His favorite music consists of The Rolling Stoners, Rick Astley, Weird Al, The Beatles, The Lonely Island, and Madonna.
Girl A: "Dang, that guy is such a Gagelan! He's so Nice!"
Girl B: "Yeah really! So...sexy...mmmm..."

Girl 1: "I wish you were more of a Gagelan, Lucas..."
Guy 2: "Well, at least I hate black people!"

Girl a: "That Gagelan would make such an awesome husband!"
Girl b: "Yeah! He's one in a million! Just... he's a nerd who plays Kingdom Hearts and World of Warcraft."

gangelanche 

when a bro is a lil bit more than a bro hes a gangelanche
u wilding gangelanche
whats the word gangelanche
Mylan is like a brother hes my gangelanche
gangelanche by riven bossman June 27, 2022
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A cool guy. Normally sweet and sensitive, especially to women, a Gaelan can become friends wit girls easily and mistaken as a flirt. A Gaelan may often be mistaken for another meaning of Gaelan, but is still cute non the less. A white Gaelan, ruffly around 5'8 is known to be amazing in bed.
Girl 1 'Hey who's that cute guy over there?'

GHirl 2 'OMG he's such a Gaelan, I love him already!"
Gaelan by Happyiwish1 April 30, 2011
"Gae" is a way of saying "Gay" but less English, And Gaeland is the true name for that place known as "England"
Englishman: Hello there, how do you do, I enjoy tea and invading other nations and destroying their way of life!

Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!

Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im

Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!
Gaeland by Scotsman the 3rd December 11, 2005
a nice but tough person to fool around with. Gaelane is a stunning person and can do anything for you. also very trustworthy. Very stubborn and mean sometimes.
dang, she is a gaelane
ugh she is just like a gaelane
gaelane by imapersonokay May 13, 2017
why are u even here tbh
is this for history class or smtg
or is it for music
gamelan is in france
gamelan by never gonna give you up January 12, 2022
200 pencils; a set of 200 pencils
In preperation for the standardized exams, Nerdlinger bought a gaglank.
gaglank by Robert Dondo June 13, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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